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30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

February 24th, 2014
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We love Instagram as much as the next girl and—for so many of us—fashion bloggers are consistently front and center on our feeds. After all, next to Pinterest, Instagram really is the new frontier for fashion inspiration—a place to not only see what bloggers are wearing, but also what they’re eating for breakfast, where they’re traveling, and pretty much every other seemingly basic aspect of their lives.

However, there comes a time—even for the biggest blogger fan, that you might realize you’re following a few too many on Instagram. Read on for 30 surefire signs that it’s time to diversify your feed, stat.

1. You get confused when you sit down to a meal because you’re not seeing it from an aerial perspective.

2. You think it’s weird when people on the street place their arms inside their coat sleeves. 

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Instagram/@weworewhat

3. Your index finger’s always numb from tapping for credits.

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Instagram/wethepeoplestyle

4. You start wondering why your workspace never has things like fresh-cut flowers, charming patisserie, a single opened lipstick, a poignant book, sunglasses, and 32 pretty candles.

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Instagram/@thisisglamorous

5. For his birthday, you buy your boyfriend a DSLR camera even though he really wanted concert tickets.

6. On weekends, you don’t look at Instagram until noon so as to avoid an endless stream of lattes with heart-shaped foam. 

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Instagram/@eatsleepwear

7. So. Many. Bowls. Of. Berries.

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Instagram/@sincerelyjules

8. Thanks to in-the-mirror selfies, you’ve seen the inside of more girls’ bedrooms than the captain of the football team did in high school.

9. You’ve seriously contemplated quitting your job and starting your own business that exclusively sells pink roses to bloggers.

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@sincerelyjules

10. Speaking of which, you no longer think it’s odd that pretty much any close-up of flowers will get 30,000 likes and comments such as “you’re amazing” or “your life is so wonderful.” 

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Instagram/@garypeppergirl

11. You’ve spent more time studying jewelry-stacking techniques on Instagram than you did for the SATs.

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Instagram/@blaireeadiebee

12. You start following National Geographic, a few NBC News anchors, some baseball players, and your 13-year cousin who only posts pictures of Harry Styles because the imagery on your feed is starting to all blur together. 

13. $600 for a pair of summer espadrilles with interlocking Cs is starting to seem pretty damn reasonable. 

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@_happy_hour

14. When you’re feeling particularly unpopular on Instagram, you post a bunch of macarons. 

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Instagram/@damselindior

15. You totally understand that vacation photos don’t count unless they’re seen through a pair of sunglasses or wine glasses. 

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Instagram/@eatsleepwear

16. Photos start to look weird if there aren’t any bottles of juice or half-finished iced coffees involved.

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Instagram/@sarahyates

17. Seeing expensive designer items partially obscured by something totally mundane seems more normal than seeing the entire designer item.

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18. You can’t help but question whether any bloggers are lactose intolerant, because they sure eat a lot of ice cream cones. 

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Instagram/@songofstyle

19. You start to wonder why nobody ever takes photos of you posing like you’re in a Bob Fosse musical.

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Instagram/@natashandlovu

20. You start captioning all your photos “new on the blog” even though you don’t have a blog. 

21. You religiously take downward-facing shoe selfies, even if you’re wearing old gym trainers or house slippers. (#Comfy)

22. You’re endlessly searching for that magical utopia where Céline and Chanel seem to cost the same as Zara and H&M.

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@brooklynblonde

23. When in doubt about the resonance of a photo, you toss in a couple pairs of random sunglasses. 

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/songofstyle

24. You went and had your eyes checked because you’re always seeing triple. 

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Instagram/@stylenina

25. You’re starting to think you live in L.A. at dusk.

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Instagram/@alwaysjuding

26. When you’re bored, you arrange random stuff on the floor. 

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Instagram/@collagevintage

27. You feel like the last person on earth who hasn’t mashed avocado on toast.

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Instagram/@krystal_bick

28. You’re physically incapable of drinking out of a mug unless it has your first initial on it.

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@nicholeciotti

29. You had no idea that so many girls your age were so fascinated by root vegetables.

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@gerihirsch

30. You no longer need therapy to help you conquer those self-esteem issues. 

 30 Signs You Follow Too Many Fashion Bloggers on Instagram

Instagram/@theyallhateus

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