Wow! You're tough. There is a retro fashion from the 1960's
called clam diggers. They were a good mix between capris and
cargos and they looked darn nice on guys. They were
masculine, functional, and stylish. As for V-necks, they,
too, can be masculine and the same thing that makes them
look good on a woman makes them look good on a man--the
chest! Guys, don't wear something if you aren't built for
it. What do you suggest men do with their cell phones? Put
them in their purses?