10. "I don't care, who cares about the Chanel dress? I hate awards shows. Am I pretty?" -Brad, mocking Taylor.
9. "It's just the color of sad." -Rachel
8. "Anne's never had a big navy moment." -Rachel
7. "I just might as well steal shoes off the trannies on Santa Monica Boulevard." -Brad
6. "Are you sure that's L.A.-appropriate?" -Rachel, in reference to Brad's silver bowtie.
5. "I don't care." -Brad, in reference to said bowtie.
4. "It looks like a ballerina exploded." -Rachel, about a Gianfranco Ferré tulle gown.
3. "I mean..." -Rachel, paired with blank stare. (Guaranteed new catchphrase for Season 2.)
2. "Everyone just looks so much better with seven more inches on them." -Rachel, referencing shoes.
"Yeah...everywhere..." -Brad
"I mean..." -Rachel
1. "I just became a fucking biznotch, and everyone is moving upstairs." -Rachel, followed by no one moving upstairs.
Final "I Die Count": 5
Final "Baby" Count: 2
(She's clearly toned down the catchphrases a bit for Season 2.)
Sidenote: For more noteworthy quotes during the week, visit Bravo.com, or follow @mrbradgoreski @rzrachelzoe and @taylorjacobsonn, and ahem...@StyleCaster on Twitter.
